C:/read.the-joke>The joke
It started as a joke between friends. Somebody said it out loud, everybody laughed, and then we went looking for it — because surely someone had already made a coin called A Gently Used Vagina. Nobody had. So in January 2025 we made it ourselves.
C:/read.the-story>What happened next
it_bonded.exe
The coin bonded on pump.fun. People found it, people bought it, and for a while the joke was doing numbers nobody expected.
the_peak.log
It ran to roughly $300K in market cap. That was the top. We are not going to pretend it was anything else.
it_crashed.sys
And then it fell over. Hard. You can still see it on the chart, and we are not hiding it — a coin called Gently Used is allowed to look gently used.
kept_building.bat
Most projects stop there. We bought back, we burned, and we kept building: the 3D club, the meme contest, the whole world you can walk into further down this page.
C:/check.the-receipts>Check it yourself
Everything below is live from the chain, not from us. The contract address is right here; the chart, the supply and the burn are one click away. Liquidity was burned when the coin graduated on pump.fun. That is on-chain too.
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Tap the address to copy it.
C:/enter.whale-club>Welcome to the Whale Club
The virtual home of A Gently Used Vagina Coin. Explore the world. Play games. Meet the community. Vote on memes by sitting on a toilet. Yes, really. The club is open to everyone — no account, no invite code, no wallet connect. Some rooms inside it are not: those are kept for members, and they are about company and events, not about money.
C:/run.the-memes>The meme contest
Anyone can send in a meme. Everyone in the club rates them — from a toilet stall, which is the only voting booth we were willing to build. Best average when the clock runs out takes the prize.
C:/buy.the-token>The token
$UsedVagina lives on Solana. It is a meme coin: no promises, no roadmap full of rockets, no expectation of return. You are buying a joke that happens to have a clubhouse.
get_a_wallet.exe
Download Phantom or any Solana wallet. Keep your seed phrase safer than you kept this coin.
load_some_sol.bat
Buy SOL on your favorite exchange and send it to your wallet. Any amount works — it's pre-owned pricing.
swap_for_usedvagina.cmd
Head to pump.fun, paste the contract address, swap SOL for $USEDVAGINA.
Hold_usedvag.sys
Congratulations. You are now the proud new owner of a $UsedVagina coin. Handle with care.
C:/view.tokenomics>Tokenomics
One billion $UsedVagina minted. All of them gently used, none of them new — and fewer every burn, see the live count above.
No buy tax. No sell tax. We would never charge you twice for something second-hand.
LP burned on pump.fun graduation. It's gone. Like the previous owner.
One careful previous owner. Slight wear. Full working order. Nice find!